Plot! Characters! Story! PLEASE!

Cabin in the Woods was a fun movie. The story is nothing like I expected. I thought it would be cheesy and hack story line and whatnot. Instead, I got a B+ movie plot and a story that worked out better than what I was expecting. The movie started out strange and I was wondering what the hell was going on with the office guys and the super secret base. Then the pieces fell in after the second death and I was able to enjoy the movie.

However, it was still cheesy and the horror part was more of the grotesque than the tickle-my-brain-wrong horror. I want plot, I want characters, and I want a story. It doesn't even have to be a horror story. I want a story. End of discussion. Deliver NOW!